Subject: An Irish Golfer And A Leprechaun
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jun 19 2000 - 02:09:44 EDT
"An Irish Golfer And A Leprechaun"
One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and
gets up to the 16th hole. He tees up and cranks
one. Unfortunately, it goes into the woods on
the side of the fairway.
He goes looking for his ball and comes across
this little guy with this huge knot on his head and
the golf ball lying right beside him. "Goodness,"
says the golfer then proceeds to revive the poor
little guy.
Upon awakening, the little guy says, "Well, you
caught me fair and square. I am a leprechaun.
I will grant you three wishes."
The man says "I can't take anything from you,
I'm just glad I didn't hurt you too badly," and
walks away.
Watching the golfer depart, the leprechaun says,
"Well, he was a nice enough guy, and he did
catch me, so I have to do something for him. I'll
give him the three things that I would want. I'll
give him unlimited money, a great golf game,
and a great sex life."
Well, a year goes past (as they often do in jokes
like this) and the same golfer is out golfing on the
same course at the 16th hole. He gets up and hits
one into the same woods and goes off looking for
his ball. When he finds the ball he sees the same
little guy and asks how he is doing.
The leprechaun says, "I'm fine, and might I ask
how your golf game is?"
The golfer says, "It's great! I hit under par every
time."
"I did that for you," responds the leprechaun, "And
might I ask how your money is holding out?"
"Well, now that you mention it, every time I put
my hand in my pocket, I pull out a hundred dollar
bill" he replied.
The leprechaun smiles and says, "I did that for you.
And might I ask how your sex life is?"
Now the golfer looks at him a little shyly and says,
"Well, maybe once or twice a week."
Floored, the leprechaun stammers, "Once or
twice a week?!?"
The golfer looks at him sheepishly and says,
"Well, that's not too bad for a Catholic priest
in a small parish."
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