Subject: The Three Little Boys
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jun 20 2000 - 11:02:53 EDT
"The Three Little Boys"
Three little boys were walking down the street
when they passed a mansion with two sports
cars parked out front.
The first little boy said, "Man, I wish I was made
of silver!"
His friends asked him, "Why?"
He replied, "If I were made of silver, I would be
able to rub some of it off and be able to buy
those cars!"
The second little boy says, "Man, I wished I were
made of gold!"
His friends asked him, "Why?"
He replied, "If I were made of gold, I would be
able to rub some of it off and be able to buy that
house!"
The third little boy said, "I wish that I was covered
in hair!"
His friends looked at him strangely and asked
him, "Why?"
He replied, "Well, I saw my sister getting out
of the shower the other day. She has a patch
about the size of your fist, and SHE OWNS
THAT HOUSE AND THOSE CARS!!!"
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