Safe Fax


Subject: Safe Fax
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jun 01 2000 - 10:36:05 EDT


"Safe Fax"

Q. Do I have to be married to have safe fax?
A. Although married people fax quite regularly,
and not necessarily to each other, there are
many single people who enjoy safe fax.

Q. My parents say they never faxed when they
were young and only wrote memos until they
were 21.
A. Faxing can be performed at an early age
if the correct procedures are learned.

Q. If I fax something to myself will I go blind?
A. No, but there have been reported cases
of hair loss.

Q. Should a cover be used?
A. Unless you are very sure of the person you
are faxing, a cover should be used to ensure
safe fax.

Q. There is a place on our street where you
can go to pay for fax. . . Is this legal?
A. Yes. This is the only way many people will
be able to fax. But remember your cover.

Q. What happens if I fax prematurely?
A. Don't panic. Many people fax prematurely
if they haven't faxed in a while. Start over,
most people won't mind if you try again.

Q. I have both a personal and business fax.
Can the transmission become confused?
A. Many people are bi-faxual. This is confusing.
If you have used proper cover, transmissions
should be directed appropriately.

Q. Can two people fax simultaneously to
each other?
A. Yes, but it is likely that another, smaller
fax will result.



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