Subject: A Woman's Dream
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jun 11 2000 - 14:11:06 EDT
"Oh, To Be Ten Again"
A man asked his wife, "What would you most
like for your birthday?" She said,..... "I'd love to
be ten again."
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up
bright and early and off they went to a theme park.
He put her on every ride in the park, the Death
Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear.
Everything there was, she had a go.
She staggered out of the theme park five hours
later, her head spinning and her stomach upside
down.
Into McDonald's they went, where she was given
a Double Big Mac with extra fries and a strawberry
shake. Then off to a theater to see Star Wars-
more hot dogs, popcorn, cola and sweets.
At last she staggered home with her husband
and collapsed into bed.
Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear,
what was it like being ten again?"
One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually,
I meant dress size."
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"A Woman's Dream"
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after
work cocktail with her girlfriends when a tall,
exceptionally handsome and extremely sexy
young man entered.
He was so striking that the woman could not
take her eyes away from him. The young man
noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward them. Before she could offer
her apologies for being so rude for staring, the
young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely
anything, that you want me to do, no matter how
kinky, for $100, on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the
condition was. The young man replied, "You
have to tell me what you want me to do in just
three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a
moment, withdrew from her purse and slowly
counted out five $20 bills, which she gladly
pressed into the young man's hand. She looked
deeply into his eyes and slowly and meaningfully
said...
"Clean my house."
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