Subject: Uncle's Life Lessons
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jun 01 2000 - 10:35:19 EDT
"Uncle's Life Lessons"
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while
his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday
afternoon poker game with friends and relatives.
His father tried every way possible to get Johnny
to occupy himself... television, ice cream, homework,
video games... but the youngster insisted on running
back and forth behind the players and calling out
the cards they held.
The other players became so annoyed that they
threatened to quit the game and all go home. At
this point, the boy's uncle stood up, took Johnny
by the hand, and led him out of the room. The
uncle soon returned back to the poker table without
Johnny, and without comment the game resumed.
For the rest of the afternoon, little Johnny was
nowhere to be seen and the card players continued
without any further interruptions.
After the poker game ended, father asked Johnny's
uncle, "What in the world did you say to Johnny? I
haven't heard a peep from him all day!"
"Not much," the boy's uncle replied. "I just showed
him how to masturbate."
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