Subject: Teddy Bears
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jul 28 2000 - 05:54:46 EDT
"Teddy Bears"
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar.
They talk, they connect, they end up leaving
together.
They get back to her place, and as she shows
him around her apartment, he notices that her
bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.
Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way
along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf
a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf
along the wall. The man is kind of surprised that
this woman would have a collection of teddy
bears, especially one that's so extensive, but
he decides not to mention this to her.
After a night of passion, as they are lying together
in the after glow the man rolls over and asks,
smiling, "Well, how was it?"
The woman replies, "Well...You can have any
prize from the bottom shelf."
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