Subject: Things Not To Say To A Cop
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jul 28 2000 - 05:54:18 EDT
"Things Not To Say To A Cop"
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold
my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar
detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125
mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good
physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer
only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over?
Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I
know there are no other cars around. That's
how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says, "Gee, Son....Your
eyes look red, have you been drinking?" you
probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer,
your eyes look glazed, have you been eating
doughnuts?"
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