Subject: Ready For Release?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jul 27 2000 - 05:33:11 EDT
"Ready For Release?"
A patient in a mental hospital was being reviewed for
possible release. When asked what he would do if
released, he replied, " I am going to make a slingshot
and come back here and break every damn window
in the place." Obviously, his release was denied.
Six months later, the board was again considering his
release and again asked him the same question. His
reply was the same. " I am going to make a sling shot
and come back here and break every damn window in
the place" Again, he was turned down.
Several months later he was complaining to a fellow
patient that he could never seem to get released. The
patient asked him what he said when they interviewed
him, and he told him. The patient said, "You will never
get released with answers like that. You have to tell
them what they want to hear. Let me give you some
advice on how to answer them when they ask you
questions."
So, after considerable coaching, the man felt that he was
ready. So when the board met again, they again asked
him what he would do if they let him out. But this time he
was ready. He said, " I am going to get a job, find an
apartment and settle down."
"Good," they said, and then what?"
He said, "I want to meet a nice girl and start dating."
They agreed he was making real progress and asked,
"And then what"?
"One night when we are alone in my apartment, I am going
to make passionate love to my girlfriend. I am going to take
her dress off, and then take her bra off and lie her down on
the bed."
"Yes?, they said excitedly.
"Then I am going to gently remove her panties," he continued.
The board members were really getting excited now and
asked, "Then what are you going to do?"
He said, " I am going to take the elastic out of those
panties, make myself a slingshot, come back here and
break every damn window in this place!!!
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