Subject: Does Your Dog Own You?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jul 27 2000 - 05:31:54 EDT
"Does Your Dog Own You?"
See how many of these statements apply
to you and your dog.
*You believe every dog is a lap dog.
*If you are cold, you put a sweater on your
dog.
*You have a picture of your dog in your
wallet, but not one of your kids.
*You often claim that it was love at first
sight with you and your dog.
*You have your dog talk to your friends on
the phone.
*You can't fully enjoy yourself without your
dog.
*No matter how large your bed is, it is not
large enough for you and your dog(s).
*You spend more on clothes and food for
your dog than you do for yourself.
*You have no reservations about kissing
your dog on the lips, even when you know
where his lips have been.
*You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and
even feed every dog in the neighborhood. You
know their names.
*You let the neighbor dog sleep over.
*You believe there is no such thing as a
naughty dog.
*Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent.
*When you need someone to talk to, your
dog is your first choice.
*You sit on the floor if the dog got in the
chair first.
*You talk to your dog when you are driving.
He answers.
*Your dog taught you to fetch and roll over.
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