Subject: What is your Name?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Jul 26 2000 - 06:27:46 EDT
"What Is Your Name?"
On their first day at infants school, the teacher
asked all the children to stand up and introduce
themselves to the rest of the class by telling
everyone their first names.
She finally asked a boisterous young boy, who
was sat with his feet on a table, to tell everyone
his name.
"I'll give you a clue," he said. "first it's in a woman's
hand, then it's in her mouth, and then it's between
her legs!"
The shocked and startled teacher stared at the
young boy in disbelief. She then composed
herself and said: "OK, thank you Dick, you can
sit down now!"
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