Subject: Cassie's Vacation
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jul 29 2000 - 08:59:15 EDT
"Hiker"
A farmer in a beat up old truck was driving to
town when he spotted a hiker carrying a heavy
backpack and a big suitcase. Being a caring
man, the farmer pulled over and asked the
young man if he wanted a ride.
Even though the truck looked like it was about
to fall apart, the young man put his suitcase in
the back and climbed aboard. But the farmer
was confused when he noticed the man still
wearing the backpack.
"Why don't you take a load off, and put that pack
in the back with your suitcase?" asked the farmer.
The hiker responded, "That's very kind of you
sir, but I wasn't sure if the truck could carry the
extra weight. So I thought I'd carry it myself."
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"Cassie's Vacation"
As Cassie was getting ready for her vacation, she
had always wanted to travel abroad. She had saved
her money for several years, and finally had enough
for her dream vacation. Until now, she'd never even
been out of the country, (going to the Grand Canyon
via Fla doesn't count) so naturally she needed a
passport. She went to the Passport Office and asked
what she needed to do to get a passport.
"You must take the loyalty oath first," responded the
passport clerk. "Raise your right hand, please."
Cassie raised her right hand.
"Do you swear to defend the Constitution of the United
States against all its enemies, domestic or foreign?"
Cassie's face turned pale and her voice trembled as
she asked in a small voice,
"What.... all on my own?"
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