Subject: Jewish Survivor
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jul 25 2000 - 16:58:45 EDT
"Jewish Survivor"
Did you hear about the new program on CBS's
Cable Channel-"Jewish Survivor"
Eighteen Jews are put in a two bedroom non-Rent
Controlled Apartment (not a sublet) on the Upper
West Side of New York. Each week they vote out
one of the Tribe until there is a survivor who gets a
$1million trust fund.
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"Jewish Survivor Rules"
1. No maid service
2. No use of ATM's or Credit Card - cash only.
3. No food from Carry out or delivery.
3a. All purchases must be retail.
4. No calls to mother for women or businesses
for men.
5. Any trip outside the apartment can only be by foot,
bus or subway -no limos or cabs
5a. All workouts/exercise must be done in regular
sweats - no designer labels allowed -- oops I forgot
exercise must be more than channel changing.
6. Nothing from Zabars allowed.
7. No Jewish Geography.
8. TV allowed but no cable.
9. No New York Times only New York Post.
10. On Jewish Holidays Tribe members can take
day off but must actually go to shul.
11. Any member checking on stock market
investments immediately excluded.
12. Team members must construct their own
furniture with only a hammer saw and nails - no
pottery barn catalogs allowed.
13. Team members must dress for all meals - they
must of course do their own nails, hair and makeup
however an emergency stylist and manicurist is on
call for bad hair days and nail emergencies (limited
to one visit per Tribesman per week).
14. There is only one phone line for all eighteen Tribe
members and no call can last more than 3 minutes.
15. All maintenance problems must be resolved by
the Tribe without help from any gentile or from the
building superintendent if by chance he is a member
of the tribe (small t).
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