Subject: Reasons to Go To Work Naked
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jul 25 2000 - 16:56:28 EDT
"Top Ten Reasons to Go To Work Naked"
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see
your butt in here by 8:00!"
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor
radiation to work on your tan.
3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my
pants."
4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing
from looking down your blouse.
5. You want to see if it's like the dream.
6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can
add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've
seen where you keep them.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also
came to work drunk.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
10. No one steals your chair.
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