Subject: Speech Impediment
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jul 24 2000 - 03:10:03 EDT
"Speech Impediment"
Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints
down their local bar, when one said to the other:
"If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer
me honestly?"
"Yeah, sure thing," replied his friend, "fire away."
"Well," said the first guy, "why do you think all
the guys around here find my wife so attractive?"
"It's probably because of her speech impediment,"
replied the second guy.
"What do you mean her speech impediment?"
inquired the first fellow, "My wife doesn't have got
a speech impediment!"
"Well," replied his friend , "you must be the only
guy who hasn't noticed that she can't say NO!"
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