Subject: St. Peter & The Keys
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Jul 05 2000 - 17:54:49 EDT
"St. Peter & The Keys"
Three girls died and were brought to the gates of
heaven. Upon entering the gate they were halted
by St. Peter and his obedient angel. St. Peter asked
the girls, "Before entering you must answer this
simple question."
"Which is ...?" they replied in unison.
"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the first girl.
"Oh yes", she said. "I was a virgin before I got
married and was still a virgin even after I got married."
"Very good", said St.Peter. "Angel, give this girl...
the golden key."
"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the second
girl.
"Oh,quite good" she said. "I was a virgin before I got
married but was not after I got married."
"Very good", said St.Peter. "Angel, give this girl...
the silver key."
"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the third girl.
"Oh no, not at all", she said. "I had sex with
practically every guy I met, before and after I got
married. Anywhere, anytime."
"Very good", said St.Peter. "Angel, give this girl.......
my room key."
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