Subject: Formality
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Jul 05 2000 - 17:53:17 EDT
"First Date..."
It was their first date, and she'd shown the
patience of a saint as he babbled on and on
about his hobbies, his pet peeves, his driving
techniques, and even the standards he used
to choose his barber.
Finally, he came up for air and said, "But
enough about me. Let's talk about you."
She breathed a sigh of relief.
He went on, "What do you think about me?"
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"Formality"
A young man said to his girlfriend's father,
"I realize that this is only a formality,...
but would you mind me marrying your daughter?"
"Who says it's ONLY A FORMALITY?" asked
the father angrily.
"Well, her obstetrician!" replied the young man.
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