Subject: Sauerkraut
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jul 04 2000 - 11:02:29 EDT
"Sauerkraut"
A man was having an affair. The woman involved
suddenly announced that she had become pregnant.
Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large
amount of money and asked her to go out of the
country, to Germany to stay with friends, to wait
out the pregnancy and have the baby.
"But how will you know when our baby is born?"
she asked.
"Well", he said, "After you've had the baby, just
send me a postcard and write 'sauerkraut' on
the back."
Not knowing what else to do, she took the money
and went off to Germany.
Six months went by and then one day the man's
wife called him at his office. "Dear, you received
a very strange postcard in the mail today", she
explained. "I don't understand what it means!"
"Just wait till I get home and I'll read it," he replied.
Later that evening, the man read his postcard which
said:
"SAUERKRAUT, SAUERKRAUT, SAUERKRAUT,
TWO WITH WIENERS, ONE WITHOUT!"
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