Subject: Newlywed Bride
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jul 06 2000 - 07:29:00 EDT
"Newlywed Bride"
Bride: "Will you love me when I'm old?"
Groom: "Love you? I shall idolize you. I shall
worship the ground that you walk on. I shall --
Errrr --- You're NOT going to look like your
mother, are you?"
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"Attitude"
It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her
betrothed can be summed up in three words:
Aisle, Altar, Hymn. --- Frank Muir & Dennis Norden
(Note: say it out loud quickly)
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"Invitation"
My friends sister was to be married on short
notice but still wanted an elaborate wedding.
The invitations were ready to be mailed when
someone noticed that there were no inserted
cards inviting guests to the reception.
Undaunted, the mother of the bride typed up
a note, made 280 copies and enclosed one
with each formal invitation.
Family and friends were surprised to read:
"Conception immediately following the ceremony
in the grand Ballroom of the Holiday Inn.
Everyone is invited."
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