Subject: Midnight Fire
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jan 31 2000 - 04:12:52 EST
"Midnight Fire"
A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects
a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed.
She's about to take off her sheer blue negligee,
when the fire alarms rings!
She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her
hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out
after her. He's searching the building, but the smoke
gets too heavy, so he runs outside looking for her.
By this time, the firemen are there. He sees one
of them and asks, "Did you see a beautiful blonde,
in a sheer blue negligee, with $200 in her hand?"
The fireman says, "No!"
The guy then says, "Well, if you see her, screw her.
It's paid for."
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