Subject: Winter Qs & As
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jan 31 2000 - 04:04:01 EST
"Winter Qs & As"
Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?
A: Because he only comes once a year,
and when he does, it's down the chimney.
Q: Why are women's breasts like a train
set a kid gets at Christmas time?
A: Because they were originally made for
children but it's the fathers who want to play
with them.
Q: How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?
A: They both have ornamental balls.
Q: What do the female reindeer do when Santa
takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?
A: They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
Q: What's the difference between snowmen
and snow ladies?
A: Snowballs.
Q: Why did the snowman have a smile on his
face?
A: Because the snow blower was coming
down the block.
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