Subject: Winter Qs & As
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jan 30 2000 - 04:04:43 EST
"Cop On A Horseback"
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback
is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a
kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the
kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring
that to you?"
The kid says, "Yeah."
The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to
put a taillight on that bike."
The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a
$20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides
off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you
got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he
sure did."
The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to
put the dick underneath the horse, instead
of on top."
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