Subject: Rx = Knee Pads
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jan 25 2000 - 03:53:48 EST
"Rx = Knee Pads"
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of
bad knee pains. After the diagnostic tests
showed nothing, the doctor questions her,
"There must be something you're doing that
you haven't told me. Can you think of anything
that might be doing this to your knees?"
"Well," she said a little sheepishly, "my husband
and I have sex doggy-style on the floor every night."
"That's got to be it," said the doctor. "There are
plenty of other positions and ways to have sex,
you know."
"Not if you're going to watch TV, there aren't,"
she replied.
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