Subject: Boss Has Foot In His Mouth
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jan 25 2000 - 03:55:17 EST
"The Ring"
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring
for Christmas.
A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one
of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles."
"She did," he replied. "But where in the hell was
I gonna find a fake Jeep?"
********************************************************
"Always Give 100% At Work"
12% Monday
23% Tuesday
40% Wednesday
20% Thursday
5% Friday
********************************************************
"Boss Has Foot In His Mouth"
This is a true story from an Amoco Christmas
party in Australia in 1997.
At a Christmas party in Melbourne last year the
staff decided to pull a practical joke on their boss
who had a habit of playing serious practical jokes
on everyone else. When he went to the toilet,
they went through his wallet and found his Tats
Lotto Ticket.
Then, they wrote down his numbers and called
over the waitress to set up a little prank. She
came back half an hour later and asked if anyone
wanted to know the night's Lotto numbers, then
proceeded to read them out loud before setting
the numbers on the table.
The boss looked at the numbers, then casually
pulled out his from his wallet and compared
them. He became really silent, put his wallet
back in his jacket and sat down again, and
checked the numbers, very carefully. Then,
he sculled his drink, stood up on his chair
and shouted out to the whole room, "I just want
to let you all know something. I've been having
an affair with my secretary for months. I don't
like any of you, and I have hated working for this
company. You can all go to Hell, cause I've just
won loads of money, and I'm leaving."
He walked out of the party and was never seen again.
This archive was generated by hypermail 2b28 : Tue Feb 01 2000 - 00:00:06 EST