Subject: The Blonde In France...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jan 24 2000 - 03:21:46 EST
"The Blonde In France....."
The young blonde American girl, on her
very first trip to Paris, decided to test the
French male's fabled expertise in the art
of love-making. On her first date, she asked
him what exactly he intended to do with her.
"First," he replied, "I weel remove ze dress.
Zen, I will carry you to ze bed. And zen," he
added triumphantly, "I will kiss ze navel."
"Big deal!!!" the blonde said. "I've had my
navel kissed before hundreds of times."
"Ahhhhh, but of course," shrugged the
Frenchman. "But... from ze inside?"
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