Subject: K-9 Unit
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jan 17 2000 - 03:34:33 EST
"K-9 Unit - True Story"
A older lady came home to find that her
house had been broken into. She
immediately called the police, frantically
saying how her house had been burglarized.
The nearest unit to her house was a K-9 unit,
who responded to the call. The police officer
drives up to the house and proceeds to let
the dog out of the car. The lady comes
running out of the house at the sight the police
car - only to see the dog getting out.
She throws her hands up in the air screaming,
"Not only have I been robbed and call for help,
but they send me a blind police officer!"
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"Chickens?"
One day a State Trooper was pulling off an
expressway near Chicago. When he turned
onto the street at the end of the ramp, he
noticed someone at a chicken place getting
into his car. The driver placed the bucket of
chicken on top of his car, got in and drove off
with the bucket still on top of his car.
So the trooper decides to pull him over and
perform a community service by giving the
driver his chicken. So he pulled him over,
walked up to the car, pulled the bucket off
the roof and offered it to the driver.
The driver looks at the trooper and says,
"No thanks, I just bought some."
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