Subject: New Filly
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jan 17 2000 - 03:33:40 EST
"New Filly"
A farmer buys a cute little filly that he plans
on racing next season, but when gets her
home, his old stallion smells her and wants
her and starts kicking up dust. The farmer
doesn't want her knocked up, because she
won't be able to race, so he calls the vet.
The vet tells him to tie a bedsheet around
the filly's rump to keep the stallion away. So,
that day, the farmer does just that.
The next day, the farmer goes out to the corral
to make sure the vet's solution worked, but the
filly's nowhere to be found. The farmer follows
her hoof trail to the neighbor's farm and sees
the neighbor' kid out by their barn.
"Hey boy, did you see a filly run by with a
bedsheet tied around her rump?" the farmer
asks.
The kid replies, "No sir, but one dashed past
here early this morning with a handkerchief
sticking out of her butt!!"
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