Subject: For Bridge Players Only
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jan 17 2000 - 03:30:09 EST
"For Bridge Players Only"
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position
and when asked why she left her last employment,
she replied: "Yessir, they paid good wages, but it
was the most ridiculous place I ever worked. They
played a game called Bridge and last night a lot of
folks were there. As I was about to bring in the
refreshments, I heard a man say: "Lay down and
let's see what you've got." Another man says, "I
got strength and no length." And another man says
to the lady: "Take your hands off my trick." I pretty
near dropped dead just then when the lady answered:
"You forced me. You jumped me twice when you
didn't have the strength for one raise. Another lady
was talking about protecting her honor, and two lades
were talking and saying, "Now it's time for me to play
with your husband and you can play with mine. Well,
I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving, I hope
to die, if one of them didn't say: "Well, I guess we'll
go home now. That was the last rubber!!"
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