Subject: Getting Even
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jan 17 2000 - 03:29:28 EST
"Getting Even"
A list of ways to get even with someone.
Examples:
GARAGE SALE: Place an ad in the classified
section of your local newspaper advertising a
GIGANTIC Garage Sale listing the address of
your victim. Advertise televisions, cam-corder,
vintage automobile, antiques, etc. Sale begins
at 6:00 a.m. Come early!
X-RAYS AT AIRPORTS: Purchase a large adult
bedroom toy. Wrap it in a large amount of tin foil.
Secretly hide it in a piece of the victims carry on
luggage. As it goes through the airport x-ray
machine the contents of the device will be
shielded by the tin foil and will be unwrapped-
inspected by airport security officials. This one
will make your sides hurt from laughter, if present
during the inspection. Good for both male and
female victims.
LOST KEYS: Get a hold of some old useless
keys (car, house, etc.). Place victim's name,
phone number and $50.00 reward... if found and
returned. Drop the keys in one of the less
desirable areas of town.
PAPER MONEY: Write a sexually oriented
solicitation message, victim's name and phone
number (inviting a phone call) on the edge of
several pieces of paper money before spending
them. The victim will receive many eye popping
inquiries.
DOGS: Purchase a silent dog whistle. In the
early hours of the morning (2am-4am) go near
the victim's house and blow the silent whistle
and the dog will begin to bark uncontrollably until
the owner awakes and disciplines the animal.
When the owner goes back to bed repeat the
process again.
FAX MACHINES - Write whatever you wish on
9 pages of 8 1/2 by 11 inch paper and tape them
together (end to end). Dial the victim's fax number
and start sending the pages through. After page
two has been transmitted, tape the top of page 1
to the bottom of page 9 making a continuous loop.
The document will continue to cycle until the
victim's fax machine has run out of paper. Be
sure and disable your phone number from being
printed on the fax and also disable caller I.D.
This prank is great to get even with a business
or individual who has somehow cheated you.
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