Subject: Thanksgiving - Serving Turkey
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jan 14 2000 - 06:29:10 EST
"Thanksgiving - Serving Turkey"
Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the
farm, and when they come to the corral, he
explained, "That's a bull and a cow, and he's
serving her."
A little later on, they saw horses. The Grandpa
said, "That's a stud and a mare, and he's serving
her, too."
That night at supper, after everyone was seated
and grace was said, Grandma turned to Grandpa
and said,"Will you please serve the turkey?"
Little Johnny jumped up and yelled, "If he does,
I'm eating a hamburger!"
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"Dirty Thoughts"
He laid her on the table
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide...he looked inside
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms.......
And then he stuffed the turkey.
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