Subject: Las Vegas
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jan 14 2000 - 06:24:18 EST
"Las Vegas"
Three buddies decided to take their wives
on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The
week flew by, and they all had a great time.
After they returned home, and the men went
back to work, they sat around at break and
discussed their vacation. The first guy says,
"I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since
we got back, my old lady flings her arms and
hollers, "7 come 11" all night, so I haven't had
a wink of sleep!"
The second guy says, "I know what you mean...
My old lady played blackjack the whole time we
were there. She slaps the bed all night and
hollers, "Hit me light" or "Hit me hard." So, I
haven't had a wink of sleep either!"
The third guy says, "You guys think you have it
bad! ...My old lady played the slot machines the
whole time we were there. So, I wake up each
morning with a sore dick and a butt full of quarters."
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