Subject: First Time
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jan 09 2000 - 03:31:36 EST
"First Time"
A man and his new bride took great
pride in never having had illicit sex
with each prior to their wedding. In
fact, they had never even seen each
other naked until that day.
As the woman was getting undressed,
the man stood and watched, enjoying
the sight for the first time. As the woman
stood naked in her glory, she told him
that it was now his turn. Slowly he
removed his tie, and shirt. Then he took
of his trousers and socks. Finally, he
lowered his boxers.
The woman, staring in shock, could
not believe how tiny he was. "Just
whom are you supposed to please
with that little thing?" she cried.
The man smiled and proudly replied,
"Me!"
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