Subject: Little Johnny & The Goat
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jan 08 2000 - 03:34:17 EST
"Little Johnny & The Goat"
Teacher hears Johnny cussing, so she gets
ticked off and goes complaining to Johnny's
father. She comes to Johnny's house and
suddenly notices Johnny doing a goat in the yard.
She walks in the house and screams to his
father "Your son! Your son! He cussed in the
school and now, now he's being carnal with
a goat in the yard!"
The father is furious and starts shouting,
"That son of a bitch! Today is my turn!"
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