Subject: Basketball Coaches
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jan 06 2000 - 06:48:48 EST
"Psych Diagnosis"
The psychology instructor had just finished
a lecture on mental health and was giving
an oral test. Speaking specifically about
manic depression, she asked, "How would
you diagnose a patient who walks back
and forth screaming at the top of his lungs
one minute, then sits in a chair weeping
uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand
and answered, "A basketball coach?"
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"Basketball Coaches"
Three coaches flew to the NCAA convention.
The plane crashed; and all 3 died.
All 3 noticed G~d up in the clouds sitting in
a chair. G~d motioned for one of them to come
into the clouds. G~d wanted to know three things:
Who are you?
What did you do?
What did people think of you?
The 1st person said, "I'm Denny Crum, I was
2nd best coach in the nation. I won 2 national
championships & over 20 games a year. The
people of Kentucky think I'm great."
G~d said, "Fine, Denny, stand on my right side.
The next person said, "I'm Rick Pitino. I was
the 3rd best coach in the nation. I won an SEC
Championship and turned the program around
to a fairly respectable one. The people of
Kentucky think I'm great."
G~d said, "Fine, Rick, stand on my left side."
The 3rd person stood before G~d and said,
"I'm Bobby Knight & I have won 3 national
championships, 2 NIT championships, the
Pan Am Games, the Olympics, 9 Big Ten
championships, and I was the youngest coach
ever to win 600 games, and the people of
Indiana think you are sitting in my chair."
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