The Phone Call

Subject: The Phone Call
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Feb 25 2000 - 06:07:41 EST

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"The Phone Call"

A man answers the phone and has the
following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had
a hard day. Gladys has been most difficult -
I know I ought to be more firm, but it is hard.
Well, you know how she is.

Yes, I remember you warned me. I remember
you told me that she was a vile creature who
would make my life miserable, and you begged
me not to marry her.

You were perfectly right.

You want to speak with her? All right."

He looks up from the telephone and calls to his
wife in the next room:

"Gladys, your mother wants to talk to you!"

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