Subject: On A Desert Island
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Feb 24 2000 - 09:09:32 EST
"On A Desert Island"
There was once a beautiful deserted island in the
middle of nowhere where the following people were
stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted
islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things
have occurred.
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the
Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are
living happily together in a menage a trois.
The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of
when they alternate with the German woman.
The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and
the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce
them to the English woman.
The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless
ocean and one look at the Bulgarian woman, and they
started swimming.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are
waiting for instructions.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues
of suicide as they listen to the American woman bitching
about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism,
how she can do everything that they can do, about the
necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household
chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and
treated her much nicer, how all men except her father are
pigs, and how her relationship with her mother is improving.
But at least the taxes are low, and it is not raining.
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