Subject: How To Survive With Women, Part II
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Feb 22 2000 - 08:27:24 EST
"How To Survive With Women:
Treat Them Like Your Car. Part II"
26. Check the mileage and for any previous
lady owners.
27. And that no animals have ever been inside.
28. Fit a child lock.
29. The younger the better.
30. Check that it will not break down on you
with no warning.
31. Make sure any unusual noises can be
safely ignored.
32. Does it drive well in reverse?
33. Ensure you can tune the radio in to the football.
34. Ensure you have sole ownership.
35. If possible, test drive several times before
committing to ownership.
36. Make sure that there is a proper response when
you put your foot down, and that it is easy to control.
37. Avoid models that stall during use.
38. Check the odo(ur)meter regularly.
39. Avoid completely blocking the air intake.
40. Take care not to allow too much steam or
moisture to build up when away from home.
41. Keep locked in the garage when not in use.
42. Ensure any problems are clearly expressed
on the facial.
43. Check for pulling attachments.
44. Security: ensure no Joy riders can get their
hands on it.
45. If necessary, fit an alarm.
46. See if the coil needs replacing.
47. Take it for a good thrash around
48. Are you allowed to take passengers with this
model?
49. Watch out for nasty emissions.
50. Keep all leather accessories in order.
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