Subject: The Rules
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Feb 22 2000 - 08:26:44 EST
"The Rules"
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE
RULES, she must immediately change some of
THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because
of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something
the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize
immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without
the express written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset
at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless
the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let
the Male know whether she wants him to be angry
or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the
Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the
Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is
because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone,
and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null
and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could
result in bodily harm.
18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he
must refer to Rule #5.
19. Every house belongs to the oldest female living there.
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