Subject: Mom, I'm gay!
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Feb 18 2000 - 08:03:09 EST
"Mom, I'm Gay!"
Gay man, finally deciding he could no longer
hide his sexuality from his parents, went over
to their house, and found his mother in the
kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the
kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom,
I have something to tell you: I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response,
and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure
she'd heard him, when she turned away from
the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "Ok,
you're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other
men's penises in your mouth?"
The guy said nervously, "Er... Yeah, Mom, that's
right."
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then
suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the
head with her spoon and said,
"Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!!"
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