Subject: Driving Around
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Feb 19 2000 - 03:37:55 EST
"At The Salon" {For bratty D. J. in N.Y.}
In dire need of a beauty make-over, I went to
my salon with a fashion magazine photo of
a gorgeous, young, lustrous-haired model. I
showed the stylist the trendy new cut I wanted
and settled into the chair as he began
humming a catchy tune and got to work on
my thin, graying hair.
I was delighted by his cheerful attitude until I
recognized the melody. It was the theme from
"Mission: Impossible."
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"Driving Around: One Side Of The Story"
I tell you, men drivers are a hazard to traffic.
Driving to work this morning on Highway 11
from Albert Street, I looked over to my left and
there's this man in a Mustang doing 95 miles
per hour with his face up next to his rear view
mirror.... shaving!!!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when
I looked back, he's halfway over in my lane.
Scared me so bad I almost dropped my eye
liner pencil in my coffee.
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"Driving Around: The Other Side Of The Story"
I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic.
Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I
looked over to my left and there's this woman
in a Laser doing 120 kms per hour with her face
up next to her rear view mirror putting on her
eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds
and when I looked back, she's halfway over in
my lane. Scared me so bad I dropped my
electric shaver in my coffee!
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