Subject: What I Want In A Man
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 14 2000 - 09:24:55 EST
"Wine Quotes Of The Day"
Men are like fine wine. They all start out
like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on
them and keep them in the dark until
they mature into something with which
you'd like to have dinner with.
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"What I Want In A Man, Original List"
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially Successful
4. A Caring Listener
5. Witty
6. In Good Shape
7. Dresses with Style
8. Appreciates the Finer Things
9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises
10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover
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"What I Want In A Man, Revised List"
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Works steady
4. Doesn't nod off while I'm emoting
5. Usually remembers the punch lines
of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange
the furniture
7. Usually wears matching socks and
fresh underwear
8. Knows not to buy champagne with
screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat
lid down
10. Shaves on weekends
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