Subject: Whom to Marry...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 14 2000 - 09:23:22 EST
"Whom to Marry..."
Three couples were married and stayed at the
same hotel for their honeymoons, where they
were all taken care of by Joe the Bellboy. The
first man married a nurse. Joe showed them
to their room and thought to himself, "What a
lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to trot."
The second man married a telephone operator.
Joe showed them to their room and thought to
himself, "Wow, he's a lucky one. Telephone
operators have sexy voices and once you pop
that top button..."
The third man married a school teacher. Joe
showed them to their room and thought to
himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty but teachers
are just too frigid."
The next morning Joe reported to work at 5:30
in the morning. He expected only the teacher's
husband to call for breakfast any minute and
the other two would call much later in the day.
6:00 a.m.
~~~~~~~
The phone rings it's the nurse's husband wanting
breakfast. The nurse's husband opened the door
and Joe stepped back in shock. The man's
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely
combed.
Joe asked, "What happened sir? You married
a nurse..."
The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry
a nurse. All I heard last night was her nagging
voice saying, "You're not sanitary; sex is not
sanitary." Joe went back down to the main
desk to wait for the next call.
6:30 a.m.
~~~~~~~
The telephone operator's husband calls for
breakfast. Joe brings it as fast as possible
hoping for the best. The man opens the door
and Joe stepped back in shock. The man's hair
and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
Joe asks," What happened? Telephone operators
are suppose to be as sexy as their voices."
The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry
a telephone operator. All I heard last night was
her a nasal voice saying, "Your three minutes
are up, your three minutes are up."
Joe went back down to the desk, just knowing the
teacher's husband will be calling any minute.
4:30 p.m.
~~~~~~~
The teacher's husband called for breakfast. Joe
can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to
the couples room. The man opened the door, and
Joe took a step back in shock. The wore only his
boxers and his hair was a mess. He had scratch
marks on his chest, arms and legs. Joe fearing
the worst asked, "What happened to you? Did you
have a fight?"
The man smiles and happily replies, "No. Son,
when you marry be sure to marry a school teacher.
All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice
saying, "We are going to do this over and over,
until we get right!"
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