Subject: Art Class (Rated R?)
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 14 2000 - 08:52:04 EST
"The Portrait"
One semester when my brother, Peter,
attended the University, an art-student friend
of his asked if he could paint Peter's portrait
for a class assignment. Peter agreed, and
the art student painted and submitted the
portrait, only to receive a C minus.
The art student approached the professor
to ask why the grade was so poor.
The teacher told him that the proportions
in the painting were incorrect.
"The head is too big," the professor
explained. "The shoulders are too wide,
and the feet are enormous."
The next day, the art student brought Peter
to see the professor. He took one look at
my brother. "Okay, A minus," he said.
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"Art Class"
A college professor in an art class asked
his students to sketch a naked man. As
the professor walked around the class
checking the sketches, he noticed that one
of the young ladies had sketched the man
with an erection.
The professor said, "Oh, no, I wanted it
the other way."
She replied, "What other way???"
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