Subject: Cinderella
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 14 2000 - 08:51:11 EST
"Cinderella"
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked
stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying
in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and
promises to provide Cinderella with everything she
needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.
"First, you must wear a diaphragm."
Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"
"You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your
diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella
agrees to be home by 2 a.m..
The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella
doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows
up, looking love-struck and *very* satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother.
"Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin
three hours ago!!!"
"I met a prince, fairy godmother. He took care of
everything."
"I know of no prince with that kind of power! What
was his name?
"I can't remember, exactly ... Peter Peter...or something"
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