Subject: The Blonde And The Puzzle
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 14 2000 - 08:47:01 EST
"Bus #54"
A blonde guy was visiting Washington, DC
for the first time. He wanted to see the
Capitol building. Unfortunately, he couldn't
find it, so he asked a police officer for
directions, "Excuse me, officer, how do I
get to the Capitol building?"
The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus
stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you
right there."
He thanked the officer and the officer
drove off.
Three hours later the police officer returned
to the same area and, sure enough, our
blonde fellow is still waiting at the same bus
stop. The officer got out of his car and said,
"Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building,
I said to wait here for the number 54 bus.
That was three hours ago. Why are you still
waiting?"
The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it
won't be long now. The 47th bus just went by!"
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"The Blonde And The Puzzle"
One morning this blonde calls her friend
and says, "Please come over and help
me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and
I can't figure out how to start it."
Her friend asks, "What is it a puzzle of?"
The blonde says, "From the picture on
the box, it's a tiger."
The blonde's friend figures that he's
pretty good at puzzles, so he heads
over to her place.
She lets him in the door and shows him
to where she has the puzzle spread all
over the table. He studies the pieces for
a moment, then studies the box.
He then turns to her and says: "First, no
matter what I do, I'm not going to be able
to show you how to assemble these to
look like the picture of that tiger."
"Second, I'd advise you to relax, have
a cup of coffee, and put all these
Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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