Subject: Of Guns And Sex
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 14 2000 - 08:45:51 EST
"Of Guns And Sex"
The young Farmer Brown made an appointment
with the family doctor regarding sexual problems
he was having with his wife.
"Now listen, Luke," the doctor advised, "you have
to be more loving to your wife. Give her lots of
hugs and kisses. Show her how much you care."
"Well, I do the best I can, Doc," the fellow cried.
"You see I'm up before the sun rises, working in
the field until dusk. I'm just too tired."
The doctor thought for a moment and then said,
"Take a shotgun with you next time you work in
the field and shoot it off every time you're feeling
a bit frisky. When your wife hears the noise,
she'll come a-runnin'."
About a month later Farmer Brown went back
to the doctor....this time really depressed.
"What's wrong" asked the doctor. "Didn't you
take my advice?"
"Yep, I sure did, and everything was going great
until hunting season started last week," moaned
the farmer. "I haven't seen her since."
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