Subject: Dinner Guest
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 14 2000 - 03:57:06 EST
"Dinner Guest"
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited
a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess,
I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty,
and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that." replied the nonchalant husband.
"Then why on Earth did you invite a friend for
supper?!?" said the infuriated wife.
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting
married."
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"Newlywed"
The reception had ended and the newlyweds
had just sneaked off to the honeymoon resort.
After supper and champagne, the groom
retired to the bedroom. But the bride pulled
a chair up to the balcony doors and sat there,
gazing at the stars.
"Dear," asked the somewhat impatient husband.
"Aren't you coming to bed?"
"No," she announced. "My mother told me this
was going to be the most beautiful night of my
life, and I don't want to miss a single minute of it."
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