Subject: Daddy Longlegs
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 14 2000 - 03:57:39 EST
"Daddy Longlegs"
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when
she spotted two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?"
"They're mating, Lucy" he replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?"
Lucy asked.
"Oh, that's a Daddy Longlegs." Lucy asked,
"Oh, so one's a Daddy Longlegs and the
other one is a Mommy Longlegs?"
Daddy replied, "No, both of them are Daddy
Longlegs."
Lucy thought for a moment, then took her
foot and stamped them flat. "Well, we're not
having THAT sort of thing in our garden!!"
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