Subject: Hells Angels And A Nun
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 14 2000 - 03:53:06 EST
"At Formal Banquet"
It was a formal banquet. The minister had just
finished saying grace when a waiter spilled a
bowl of steaming soup into his lap.
The clergyman silently sizzled, then said in
anguished tones: "Will a layman please make
some appropriate remarks?"
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"Water to Wine"
A minister is driving down to New York and
gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.
The state trooper smells alcohol on the
minister's breath and then sees an empty
wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the minister.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The minister looks at the bottle and says,
"Good Lord! He's done it again!"
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"Hells Angels And A Nun"
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a
transport cafe when in walks a Nun, takes a
seat next to them and begins to eat.
Astonished, one of them say's, "I went to my
parents wedding last week and we all got
rat-arsed."
Being quick on the uptake, the second one
says, "My dad says he will marry my mum
next year."
Despite this, the Nun stays right where she is.
In desperation, the third one says, "My old
man will never ever marry my mum."
The Nun looks up from her food and sweetly
says, "Would one of you bastards please
pass the salt."
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