Subject: IRS Audit
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Feb 08 2000 - 03:48:46 EST
"IRS Audit"
A woman walks past three men in the office
who are all bemoaning the fact that they are
about to be audited during the coming month.
Says the first guy with a groan, "I'm screwed!"
"I'm screwed, too!" says the other guy, slapping
his forehead. "Guys, I am about to be screwed
beyond all recognition by this audit!" exclaims
the third guy in anguish.
Just then, one of the guys notices the woman
who has been standing there listening. She now
has a very thoughtful look on her face.
"Are you OK?" asks the one of the guys.
"Why, yes," replies the woman, "But I was just
wondering... How do I go about getting audited?"
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