Subject: Sex Shop Products
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Feb 01 2000 - 09:44:03 EST
"Sex Shop Products"
Michael, who had problems with premature
ejaculation, went to a sex shop for a remedy.
The clerk handed him a little yellow can and
said, "This is Stay-Hard Spray; put on a little
and you can go all night!"
Delighted, Michael took it home, stowed it on
the cellar shelf, and waited eagerly for bedtime,
when he sprayed some on and went upstairs
to his wife. However, it seemed to make him
come quicker than ever.
The next day he returned to the sex shop,
slammed the can down on the counter, and
snapped, "This stuff makes me worse than
before!"
Upon reading the label, the clerk asked, "Did
you hide this stuff on the cellar shelf?"
"Yeah, so?" said the disgruntled customer.
"You must have grabbed the wrong can. This
is Easy-Off."
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